1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,440 I think you should know - Darren and Rhiannon have been at it. - Having sex? 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,120 - Don't want you getting pregnant, do we? - I'm not. I mean it. 3 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:10,320 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,680 - Let's just call it a goodbye present. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,760 - Why would I expect an IDIOT like you to even understand? 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,120 - Get lost. 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,320 - SHE SCREAMS 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,680 - What happened there? 9 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,560 - Oh, I walked into a wardrobe door. 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,960 - What in the name of God are they? 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,400 - Virtual babies. 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,920 They are supposed to be the best way to teach young people 13 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,200 what it's like to have a real baby to look after. 14 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,960 - VIRTUAL BABY GRIZZLING 15 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,240 - Shut up! 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,720 - DOOR SLAMMING 17 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,280 - Sh! Sh! Sh-sh. 18 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,000 (Come on.) 19 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,240 Sh-sh. Come on, let's go in here. 20 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,640 Come on. Don't be scared. - Shut up! 21 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,080 I'm going to come down there 22 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,720 and do some damage in a minute! 23 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,640 - (Sh. You're waking everyone up.) 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,200 Good girl. 25 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,200 Come on, Beyonce. 26 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,200 It's time to get up now. It's the morning. 27 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,480 Come on. 28 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:47,440 Are you awake? Yes, you are, come on. Are you hungry? 29 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,280 Yes. Who's a gorgeous little girl? 30 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,400 - DOLL BREAKS WIND 31 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,040 DOLL BURBLES 32 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,240 - Oh, let's get you out of this and into a clean one, eh? 33 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,400 There we are. 34 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,240 - Who is it? - It's me. Can I come in? - Yeah. 35 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,320 - I can't find my battery charger. Can I borrow yours? 36 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,640 You've got a cool room. Feels kind of...private. 37 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,080 - Yeah, well, it's better than being in there with you lot. 38 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,520 - We're all right really, you know. 39 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,040 You've just got to get to know us a bit better. 40 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,320 - No, thanks. 41 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,200 - You're pathetic, do you know that? - I don't really care. 42 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,040 So why don't you just take that and do one, yeah? 43 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,560 Just leave me alone. 44 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,160 - Tiffany? Everything all right with Justin? 45 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,240 - Same as usual. 46 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,240 - A lot of us aren't at our best first thing in the morning. 47 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,600 - Well, he's never at his best, is he? 48 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,120 - Well, I imagine there's a few families round here 49 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,320 rowing this week, 50 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,520 sleepless nights - the robot doll experiment? 51 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,200 - Well, it will all be worthwhile 52 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,560 if it means fewer teenage pregnancies. 53 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,920 - Guys! I just got a text from Mum. 54 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,720 The doctors are dead pleased with her 55 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,040 and she's hoping we can go for a visit soon. 56 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,480 That's good, isn't it? 57 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,720 - Yeah, it's great. Show it to Justin, it might cheer him up. 58 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,120 - Yeah, don't hold your breath. 59 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,360 - That's good news, isn't it? 60 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,800 - Um, yeah. Olga gets better, goes home 61 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,720 and my two boys go to live with her. 62 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,640 - Sh, Beyonce. It's coming. 63 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,160 It's coming. 64 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,720 - Kept me up half the night, that thing. 65 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,720 I cannot wait until this stupid experiment is over. 66 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,040 - You look like a right muppet dragging it round everywhere. 67 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,720 Talking to it and giving it a name. Beyonce(!) 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,960 - Hey, you leave the lass alone. 69 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,000 Looking after a baby is one of the toughest jobs there is. 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,600 And Rhiannon seems to be doing a grand job. 71 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,200 - Thanks, Mrs B. I think it's great. 72 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,960 I love everything about it. - Yes, well, it's only day three. 73 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,600 Wait until you've done three weeks, or three months. 74 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,920 - But it's nice having a little person depending on you for EVERYTHING. 75 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,320 Makes you feel good. 76 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,920 - Makes me want to throw up. 77 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,840 I'm offski. 78 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,080 - DOLL GIRNS 79 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,720 Er, plate? 80 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,200 - I think he's gone off me. 81 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,320 - Darren doesn't know 82 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,520 whether he's coming or going at the minute, love. 83 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,080 It's early days after his mother... 84 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,960 And shouldn't you be getting a move on too? 85 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,680 Do you want me to give you a lift? 86 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,400 - No, thanks. I'm going to walk. 87 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,520 It's good for Beyonce, babies need fresh air. 88 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:50,280 Now, come along, you, off to school. 89 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,760 Oh, there's a good girl, come on. 90 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,040 - 91 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,640 92 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,040 93 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,520 94 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,360 friends 95 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,160 friends. 96 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,040 - I've had it up to here with those things. 97 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,840 - Tell me about it! Sent me halfway round the bend last night. 98 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,400 I nearly threw it out the window. 99 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,880 - Why didn't you? I would've. 100 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,200 - Put a pillow over its face instead. 101 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,600 - Darren, wait up. 102 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,720 - Can't you put the hood up or summat? 103 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,520 If anyone sees you with that they'll think you've lost the plot. 104 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,800 - look, I know it's a doll but it's good practice. 105 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,600 - Behave. You're 17! 106 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,800 - What? Everybody wants kids, don't they? 107 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,000 - Well, yeah. Doesn't mean you have to have them. 108 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,120 Not unless you can look after them right anyway. 109 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,560 - Well, I look after Beyonce right. 110 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:48,800 - Beyonce... Being a single parent sucks, Rhiannon. Look at my mum. 111 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,480 Think that's why she went on the gear - she couldn't hack it. 112 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,760 - But you do want kids though, eventually? 113 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,720 - Maybe. I've got to find the right girl to do it with. 114 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,240 And obviously I'd want to be married first. 115 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,920 And with a good job so I could get the kid what it wants. 116 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,040 - DOLL MEWLS 117 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,480 - Oh, sh! 118 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,680 Obviously the missus can take care of all this...screaming 119 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,000 and puking and dirty nappies. 120 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,320 - You playing dollies now too? 121 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,560 - Oh, no, I wasn't. I dropped my dinner money down there. 122 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,760 Wait up. 123 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,400 - VAUGHAN: - So today we will know 124 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,280 the results from the baby care challenge. 125 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,680 Any lack of care or, heaven forbid, abuse 126 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,960 has been recorded on the babies' internal computer. 127 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,600 Let's hope it's opened their eyes to the reality of parenthood. 128 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,720 I think we can all say it's been a resounding success. 129 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,480 - Teenagers, they don't mind their music blasting out, 130 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,520 when it comes to a screaming baby... 131 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,480 - Half the dolls have been handed back already, 132 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,000 there's only the hardcore left. 133 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,160 - Yeah. Unfortunately that includes Rhiannon Salt. 134 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,640 Seems she's taken to motherhood like a duck to water. 135 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,560 - She turns out to be the natural mother. Typical(!) 136 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,440 - DOLL GIRNS 137 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,440 - Robinson! Got a few hundred quid in your back pocket? 138 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,800 - No, Sir. - Then you can't really afford to break that doll, can you? 139 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,960 Hey, did you see Leo's text from Mum? 140 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,040 She's making great progress. That's good, uh? 141 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,480 - It's good for you. Means you get rid of us and she'll love that. 142 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,280 - If Allie could see the boy I know, 143 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,720 she would be more than happy to have you stay. 144 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,840 - So I'm right? She does want to bin us off. 145 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,040 - Allie just wants things to be peaceful. 146 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,360 - Well, she can want. 147 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,880 - Why are you being like this? 148 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,960 Mum's getting out and we're going to go home. Aren't you glad? 149 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,920 - Of course I am. It's just... 150 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,960 I need more time. 151 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,800 Bit longer and I reckon I can have Dad 152 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,800 and that cow tearing chunks out of each other. 153 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,400 - You can speak to me, you know, 154 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,320 if Darren's doing your head in. 155 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,680 You're my mate. 156 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,440 - I know. I'm sorry for being horrible. 157 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,080 - Are you OK now? 158 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,480 DOLL BURBLING 159 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,800 - I lied. I'm three weeks late. 160 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,280 - Shot off by yourself again this morning. 161 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,400 We've hardly seen you since you got your studio pad. 162 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,960 - I thought that was the idea? 163 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,760 - Sounds like you'll be able to go see your mum soon. 164 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,960 We could maybe get her a little parcel together, 165 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,560 send her in some nice things. 166 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,680 - I doubt she'll want anything from you. 167 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,000 - I was just trying to... 168 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,760 - Yeah, well, she'll be out soon and then Dad'll see the light. 169 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,080 And you can go back to where you belong. 170 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,520 Hanging around the bars in your leather trousers. 171 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,760 - Did the fruit and veg order arrive for my Home Ec class? 172 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,880 - Not yet. 173 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,640 - Are you OK? 174 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,440 - Nothing a Lottery win wouldn't sort. 175 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,200 Trying to make ends meet on a minimum wage. 176 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,960 Say what you like about George, but he was good to me. 177 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,120 You know, I miss him, Mags. And not just the treats - 178 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,120 he really looked after us. 179 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,520 - It was Mr Fitzgerald's new broom did for George. 180 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,000 His face didn't fit any more. I'm worried about myself. 181 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,600 - You're sitting pretty in the schoolhouse though, surely? 182 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,400 - I'm not sure he thinks I'm up to the job, you know. 183 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,160 All this carry on with the kids after lights-out. 184 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,120 - They're teenagers with hormones to burn off. 185 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,800 If anyone can keep them on the right path, it's going to be you. 186 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,960 - Trouble is, he might want somebody with proper qualifications. 187 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,560 I'm worried I might be for the chop. 188 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,720 - We had to wait until 1860 before Joseph Lister... 189 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,080 - What are you going to do? 190 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,800 - I don't know. I'm just sick of him blowing hot and cold. 191 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,760 It's no good if I'm having his baby. 192 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,240 It's got to be true love. 193 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,480 Well, he's got to show some respect at least. 194 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,760 - Do you want me to have a word? Like suss him out? 195 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,160 I'll be dead subtle. Honest. 196 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,680 - ..in fact germs could cause... 197 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:15,360 - Go on, then. Only keep your gob shut about me being...you know? 198 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,800 - DOLL GRIZZLES 199 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,520 - Even something as natural as childbirth 200 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,440 could prove fatal for a mother. 201 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,760 And before Lister, the mortality rate 202 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,240 was as high as 40%. 203 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,840 - That's nearly half! 204 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,480 - And it still is a problem today in the developing world. 205 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,040 - Can I go outside and see to her, please, Miss? 206 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,680 - All right, on you go, Rhiannon. Don't be too long. 207 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,760 - Off to get her baps out. 208 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,120 - SNIGGERING 209 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,280 - Don't laugh at poor Darren, everybody, 210 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,800 he's very young for his age. 211 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,640 We should feel sorry for him and his silly, immature innuendoes. 212 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,360 Vaughan and I have talked about having another 213 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,720 one of our own, you know? 214 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,600 That's not going to happen any time soon. Not now. 215 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,520 - I'd say you've a big enough brood on your hands as it is. 216 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,960 - Miss, I can't stand it no more. 217 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,120 Take it back! I am done. 218 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,880 - I'll leave you to it. 219 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,800 - Shaznay, come on, surely you can see it through? 220 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,200 - No way. I'm losing my mind. Listen to it! 221 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,720 Seriously - fail me. 222 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,520 - You've not failed, it's not a test. 223 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,680 But a real-life mother couldn't just hand her baby back. 224 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,400 - They can. Put 'em in care. 225 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,360 - It's not like dumping a puppy at Battersea Dogs Home. 226 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,000 - Seriously, if you hand me that back, I will throw it off the roof. 227 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,600 - Well, if as a real-life mother, you ever felt close to neglecting 228 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,520 or even harming your baby you should seek help. 229 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,240 Talk to social services, or a doctor, someone you trust. 230 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,960 - Yeah. That's you, innit? 231 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,280 - OK. 232 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:57,200 If you're telling me your child is at risk, I'm taking him into care. 233 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,240 - I am NEVER going to be a mother, EVER. 234 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,360 Angelina Jolie might have six. Man, she's mental. 235 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,880 - Well, you might feel differently when you're older. 236 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,240 You'll be more mature, better able to deal with things. 237 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,560 Some women find it comes naturally, others struggle - 238 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,760 they just can't cope. 239 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,640 - Like my mum, you mean? 240 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,680 Cos YOU'RE the expert(!) You're so PERFECT(!) 241 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,640 That's what my dad did to us. 242 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,560 Kicked me and Leo into touch as soon as YOU showed your face. 243 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,160 So stop pretending that you're so down with the kids. 244 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,320 You don't care about them. 245 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,960 And you certainly don't care about us. 246 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,920 - I think it's broken, Miss. 247 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,520 - OK, everybody, just to recap. 248 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,360 Once you've steamed your vegetables, 249 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,200 pop them in the blender and give them a whiz. 250 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,680 It doesn't matter if it's not too smooth, 251 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,840 because a few little lumps will help 252 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,280 that baby develop its chewing muscles. 253 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,960 Good timing, Carol. Nearly out of bananas. Over there. 254 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,240 - Oi! You want to wipe that up, someone might slip. 255 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,560 - Nah, that's just the skins. In cartoons. 256 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,960 - Just wipe it up. 257 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,360 - MOUTHS 258 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,440 - You'll never guess what that Justin Fitzgerald's just did. 259 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:24,440 Miss! 260 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,920 - DOLL GRIZZLES 261 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,280 - Can we put some tunes at like maximum volume, please? 262 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,920 That baby crying is driving me mad. 263 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,680 - And nothing goes to waste, does it? 264 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,080 Because any leftover puree, you just pop it into a little ice tray, 265 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,880 and you bung it in the freezer. 266 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,520 OK, OK, OK. Which one of you jokers is responsible for this? 267 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,280 Mm? Mm? Oh, yeah. 268 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,880 Enjoy your detention. 269 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,000 - Miss, it's a lot of faffing about, isn't it? 270 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000 - I never bothered with any of that malarkey when mine were little 271 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,080 and they turned out all right. - Me neither! 272 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,560 - They're making a right mess. - I'll see to it later. 273 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,680 - Miss? - Carol, could you do us a favour and wash them veg for us, 274 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,880 will you? Thanks. What? 275 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,800 MUTED BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS 276 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,160 - Are you all right, Allie? 277 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,440 - I'm not sure how much longer I can stand this. 278 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,520 Don't get me wrong, mate, 279 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,560 I just think you should be more careful with what you say sometimes. 280 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,640 - Nah, Rhiannon's all right. 281 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,680 She can take a joke, that's why I like her. 282 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,640 - So, you do like her, then? 283 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,040 - Well, yeah. She's a top bird. 284 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,480 - And do you fancy her? 285 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,920 - Not as such, no. She's all right for a sleep-over. 286 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,200 Why are you asking me all this anyway? 287 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,080 Do you want her for yourself or something? 288 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,080 - No, no. I just think you look good together. 289 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,880 - Do you mean me like a beanpole and her like a big blob?! 290 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,560 We look like a number ten. 291 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,480 Nah, she's good to get a grip of, mind. 292 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,760 - So, you do fancy her? 293 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,720 It's just that I think she really likes you. 294 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,560 - Really? I thought she was just after a good time. 295 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,720 - She's bang into you, mate. And she's a great girl. 296 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,240 If you're just after a quickie you should tell her. 297 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,400 It's not fair to keep her just stringing along. 298 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,320 - Lads, less chitchat, more chop chop. 299 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,600 Balls don't bounce themselves, do they? 300 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,800 Yummy mummies, it's time to get those pre-baby bodies back. 301 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,400 - Shouldn't you be getting back? 302 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,280 - Yeah, best had. My burritos will be burnt to a crisp. 303 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,560 - All right, everybody, time to clear up. 304 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,680 Come on, this side of the room first. 305 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,560 - What's wrong with the little jars of baby food anyway? 306 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,280 - I know. They wouldn't give them to babies if it had bad stuff in it. 307 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,200 - This way you know exactly what's going in it 308 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,840 and it's cheap as chips. 309 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,280 - But you need all the gear. 310 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:05,160 - MUTED BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS 311 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,320 CLATTERING CAROL SCREAMS 312 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,000 Oh! Carol! Are you all right? 313 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,120 - It's my ankle. I'm in agony. 314 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,560 Help me, Maggie! 315 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,160 - Don't move, don't move. You'll be all right. 316 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,880 - Well, we've bent over backwards for him. That's it. No more. 317 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,840 - There's something else. 318 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:35,200 The day the boys moved in, I was trying to help Justin and... 319 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,480 - Yeah? 320 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:42,360 - He slammed a door and it hit me. I'm sure it was just an accident but... 321 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,960 - That was the mark on your face! Why didn't you tell me? 322 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,240 - Because he was already upset, I didn't want to make things worse. 323 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,200 So I gave him the benefit of the doubt. 324 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,160 - Stay here. - Where are you going? 325 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,920 - I'm going to sort this out. Now. 326 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,120 - So, what did Keats mean, when he wrote, 327 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,160 "Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards"? Anybody? 328 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,160 - Excuse me, Mr Lowsley. I'd like Justin to come with me. 329 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,320 - Of course. 330 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,800 In the sixth stanza, Keats rejects his... 331 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,120 - Stop. 332 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,400 Not only do you insult Allie, 333 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,480 I now find out you have been physically violent. 334 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,200 - It was just a stupid doll. 335 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,800 - Not the doll, the door in her face. 336 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,800 I could happily punch you. 337 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,480 - Go on, then. - No, I'm better than you. 338 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,720 Look at me. 339 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,880 Look at me. 340 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:57,240 If you EVER lay a finger on Allie, or any other woman, ever again, 341 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,200 I will make you wish you had never been born. 342 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,240 Do you understand? 343 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,520 How did I end up with a son like you? 344 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,720 You're vile. 345 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,280 - The feeling's mutual. 346 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,440 - You will apologise to Allie and you will mean every last word. 347 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,080 - You can tell me what to do, 348 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,360 but you can't tell me what to think or how to feel. 349 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:20,400 - You will apologise to her, or I've had it with you. 350 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,800 Do I make myself clear? 351 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,480 Do I make myself clear? 352 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,240 Go to the cooler. 353 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,720 And stay there for the rest of the day. 354 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,040 Get out of my sight. 355 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,440 - Arrgh! Don't touch it. I think it's broken. 356 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,000 - OK, Maggie did the right thing with the peas 357 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,680 but I think we need to get you to hospital, get this X-rayed. 358 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,560 - What about the kids' dinners? 359 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,280 - Don't you worry about that. I'll cover for you. 360 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,760 - Can somebody call an ambulance? 361 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,440 - No! No ambulances! They give me the heebie-jeebies. 362 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,600 I'll be fine in a taxi. 363 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,960 - I've got a free period next. 364 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,960 How about I take you to A and E in my car? 365 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,360 - No, honestly, a cab will be fine as long as the school pays for it. 366 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,960 - That will cost about 15 quid, Carol, 367 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,000 which is about a dozen jotters for the school. 368 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,760 So, please, let me. Let's get her up. 369 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,240 - All right, thanks. 370 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,680 Careful. 371 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,600 - SHE WINCES AND MOANS 372 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,000 - I think I'm going to pass out. 373 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,840 All right. 374 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,800 - CAROL WINCES AND GROANS 375 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,400 - What about my job? I can't work if I'm laid up. 376 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,360 Agh! 377 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,480 I'm going to sue the backside off this school. 378 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,320 - Let me tell you straight, Carol, the school doesn't have any money, 379 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,480 so you can sue all you like. 380 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,360 - You've a duty of care, though, haven't you? 381 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,720 Argh! - Oh, sorry. 382 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,960 - Agh... 383 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,480 Oh... 384 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,680 - Apparently he just completely lost it - well nasty. 385 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,720 Your mum was proper upset, you know. 386 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,800 - That's it. I'm going to find him, and I'm going to kill him. 387 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,680 - Just leave it. That's what he wants. 388 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,800 Come on, let's go find Mum. 389 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,040 - All right? 390 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,080 - Yeah. What were you saying to Harley earlier? 391 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,200 - Nowt. Nothing. Just... 392 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,040 Listen, what you doing at dinner? 393 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,840 Fancy going for a burger? My treat. 394 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,560 - Yeah, sounds good. 395 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,560 - DOLL GRIZZLES 396 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,200 - Can't you just lodge that doll? 397 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,680 - Oh, sh! 398 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,200 - I'm so sorry, Mr Fitzgerald. 399 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,480 I feel to blame but the kids were making such a mess. 400 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,520 - Yes, yes. 401 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,640 - No excuse, is it? I should have been on top of it. 402 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,080 - Accidents are one thing, avoidable hazards are another. 403 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,200 - Carol Barry can smell pay dirt a mile off. It's in her blood. 404 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,760 Say goodbye to a few grand. 405 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,800 - Let's just wait and see what the hospital has to say, shall we? 406 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,840 - Maybe it's just a sprain? 407 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,760 - Well, as you can see, I'm absolutely fine. 408 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,800 I suppose the whole school knows about it? 409 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,000 - Pretty much. 410 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,600 - Mum, he's treating us like we're a piece dirt on his shoe. 411 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,640 - Well, let's not let Justin spoil our day. 412 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,680 - No, just our lives. How come Leo's OK with the whole thing 413 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,320 and he's younger than Justin? 414 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,600 - There's no right or wrong way 415 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,840 to react to your parents' marriage breaking down. 416 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,000 I'm just glad you two are so supportive. 417 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,960 Come on, let's get to class. 418 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,360 - It's just one thing after another. 419 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,600 And all of them are black marks against me in Mr Fitzgerald's book. 420 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,880 - I'm sure you're mistaken. 421 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,280 - It's a new era, Audrey, I think I'm a bit too old school. 422 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,280 - Well, you're a traditionalist and there's nothing wrong with that. 423 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,040 I'm sure Mr Fitzgerald appreciates the value of a broad church. 424 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,120 We can't all be Simon Lowsleys. 425 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,920 - You know, this job is EVERYTHING to me, especially since Grantly died. 426 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,080 - And you've risen to the challenge magnificently. 427 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,720 - The kids are family, and if I lose the schoolhouse I lose them - 428 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,760 and I've got nothing. 429 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,240 - I'm sure it won't come to that. 430 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,760 But remember, there will always be 431 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,520 a room for you with Christy, Mitsy and me. 432 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,680 - Thanks! 433 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,240 Mm... 434 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,160 FILM: 'Many women are anxious about the possibility of requiring 435 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,680 'the need for forceps or ventouse to deliver their baby. 436 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,560 'This is largely because of the fear of the unknown...' 437 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,360 - No-one seen Alien? It's a classic! 438 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,960 - SQUEALS 439 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,440 SPLURTS 440 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,960 - Darren, watch the film, please. 441 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,200 - DOLL GIRNS 442 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,600 - Sorry, Miss. 443 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,920 Ugh! How's that going to get out of there? 444 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,920 - Same way you did, Darren. Head first. 445 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,880 It's the most natural thing in the world. 446 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,160 - What about gas and air, Miss? 447 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,560 - Well, it certainly helps, 448 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,440 but it's still the most painful thing a woman'll ever go through. 449 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,680 No man's ever suffered anything like it. 450 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,440 It's worth every minute though. 451 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,920 The bones of the pelvis actually move apart 452 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,520 to allow the baby down the birth canal. 453 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,760 - Ew. That's sick. 454 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,360 - And I thought you were a man of the world, Darren? 455 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,880 - He thinks they come out of your belly-button, Miss! 456 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,520 - Miss, could you tell you were pregnant, before you found out? 457 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,040 Or was it a shock? 458 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,280 - Well, the first time, I didn't recognise the signs. 459 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,800 - That must've been a shock for your husband, then. 460 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,880 - It's definitely important to have the right support. 461 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,000 - Well, what if you're a single parent? 462 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,960 - Well, I've been a single parent. 463 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,960 And I'm not going to lie to you, it's tough. 464 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,120 It's the toughest thing I've ever had to deal with. 465 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,000 There's nothing worse than feeling like you're all on your own. 466 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,760 - BELL RINGS 467 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,120 Right. You may go. 468 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,640 Not you, Justin. 469 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,480 Mr Fitzgerald gave strict instructions - you're to remain here. 470 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,400 - So now he's trying to starve me into submission(!) 471 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,240 - He will be in there for the rest of term unless he sorts himself out. 472 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,600 - He's not allowed out for lunch? - He doesn't deserve any. 473 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,600 - You can't leave him in there all day without food. 474 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,240 Tiffany, would you do us a favour? 475 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,960 Would you take Justin a sandwich in the cooler, please? 476 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,560 - After what he's done? - Hey! 477 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,000 It was me on the receiving end, not you. Please? 478 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,520 - OK. I'll do it. - Thanks, love. 479 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,280 - Thanks, Tiff. Cheese and pickle'd be good. 480 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,720 And if he EVER does anything like that again, 481 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,200 you have to tell me. His feet won't touch the ground. 482 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,520 - Girls, please will you look after Beyonce over lunch? 483 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,240 Darren's taking me out. 484 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,000 - It's going to cost you. 485 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,080 - Well, how much? 486 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,200 - How much you got? 487 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,520 - Like three quid? 488 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,520 - Are you having a laugh? 489 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,200 You'd have to pay me a million pounds 490 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,240 to deal with one of those baby things again. 491 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,480 - Thanks for nothing. 492 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,960 Come on. Sh. Now, come on. 493 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:16,280 There we go. In you go. There we go. 494 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,560 Sh... 495 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,160 Please, please, please be good for me. 496 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,280 - The guy watching it looked more scared than her. I would be. 497 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,600 See yous later. 498 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,720 Good to go then? - Yeah. - Where's Beyonce 499 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:47,960 - Shaznay's minding her for me. - Wahey! Come on, then, I'm starving 500 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,480 - Darren... 501 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,960 ..if I ended up preggers, you would stand by me, wouldn't you? 502 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,280 - Yeah, sure, no problem. 503 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,840 But you're not. Thank God. 504 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,040 - So, where you taking me? 505 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,920 - I've got a little treat for you. 506 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,160 Community Caf. 507 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,320 - SHE SIGHS 508 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,240 DOLLS BURBLE 509 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,960 - When are you two going to get cracking making little ones? 510 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,320 - Oh, I don't think it's part of Simon's five-year plan. 511 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,360 - Mm. Too busy climbing the greasy pole, eh? 512 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,680 I can't wait to have kids. 513 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,240 - What? You?! 514 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,280 - Sure. The more the merrier. Well, a five-a-side football team at least. 515 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,960 It's about time I settled down. 516 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,120 - Oh, come off it. 517 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,600 - I'm serious, I'd love to have a family. 518 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,200 Someone to share things with. 519 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,760 Better get a move on though. 520 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,320 Not many like you about is there? 521 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,800 - Hey, people! Nearly the weekend. 522 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,960 What have you got planned then, mate? Are you off out on the pull again? 523 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,520 - You really shouldn't believe all the hype, Simon. 524 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,960 I stopped living up to my own publicity a long time ago. 525 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,160 - Who's rattled his cage? 526 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,640 - That doll is going back at the end of today, innit? 527 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,800 - Yeah. 528 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,720 - Good. 529 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,400 - Look, I know it sounds mad but I'm going to proper miss her tonight. 530 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,120 My arms feel sort of empty even now. 531 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,240 - Don't you worry about that. 532 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,240 - MUFFLED BURBLING 533 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,520 - What's that noise? 534 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,120 - DOLL GRIZZLES 535 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,480 - What noise? 536 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,280 Look, there's something I need to talk to you about. 537 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,800 - What was that? 538 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,760 - A pregnancy test. 539 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,880 - You're not, are you? 540 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,920 - I'm not sure. I keep wimping out of doing the test. 541 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,280 But now you're here. 542 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,760 - DOLL GRIZZLING 543 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,560 - So, you're saying you might be? 544 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,960 - Pregnant, yeah. And if I am it's yours. 545 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,640 - KNOCKING 546 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,960 Miss, Justin's lunch. 547 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,600 - Oh, good. 548 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,120 - Thanks. 549 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,920 - I heard what you said to my mum. 550 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,280 - Oh, give me a break(!) 551 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,320 - It was her who told me to bring you that. 552 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,280 Your dad was going to let you starve. 553 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,480 If you're trying to make us all hate you, it's working. 554 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 The whole school thinks you're a jerk. 555 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,880 - You must be having a laugh. Is this some sort of joke? 556 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,840 We was careful. - Not always. 557 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,560 You said you'd be there for me. Stand by me. You did! 558 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,000 - Yeah, I meant get it sorted, get rid of it! 559 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,840 - DOLL GRIZZLES 560 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,680 - Can you not shut that thing up?! 561 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,320 You can have mine. I'm not even hungry now. 562 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,680 - Darren, wait! 563 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,440 Shut up, you stupid doll! 564 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,480 Just shut it! Shut it... 565 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,920 - LOW BUZZING TONE 566 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,760 SHE SOBS 567 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,680 - It will get easier with the kids. 568 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,280 - You think so? 569 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,640 - TABLET BEEPS 570 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,560 - Good grief! Look at this. 571 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,760 It's telling me Rhiannon's shaken her baby. 572 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,360 - Well, I probably shouldn't say this but that's fantastic. 573 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,720 - If that had been a real baby she'd have broken its neck. 574 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,360 Seriously - look. 575 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,080 Rhiannon was shaping up to be my star mum. 576 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,080 - Oh-ho. Yo! Where's Rhiannon? 577 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,960 - Don't know. Don't care. 578 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,600 - What's happened? Have you had a row? 579 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,080 - Sort of, yeah. 580 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,320 She thinks she's pregnant. And I'm the dad. 581 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,720 You knew, didn't you?! 582 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,680 So, that's what all that was about before - 583 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,920 "Yous look good together." Oh, cheers, mate. 584 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,960 - I was just trying to get you two talking. 585 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,000 - My head's done in. Me and her with a baby? 586 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,360 What am I going to do? 587 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,040 - BELL RINGS 588 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,840 - Rhiannon? Excuse me. Is everything all right? 589 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,520 - I'm fine, Miss. 590 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,520 - What happened to your baby? - It's not a baby. It's a DOLL. 591 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,360 - OK, it's just that the computer said... 592 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,000 - What did the computer say? - ..that you shook it. Quite badly. 593 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,720 Enough to cause brain damage. 594 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,800 - The computer knows nothing. I tripped and fell, all right? 595 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,000 - Carol! You're back! Oh, let me help you. 596 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,000 Oh, are you all right? 597 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,360 - Thanks, Sonya. 598 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,800 - Oh... 599 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,160 you don't half look pale. Does it hurt? 600 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,920 What did the hospital say? 601 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,360 - SHE GROANS 602 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,320 - Carol? 603 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,040 I didn't expect to see you back here. 604 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,560 - I'll go get you a cup of tea. 605 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,160 - I'd rather have a brandy, Sonya. - I'll bet. 606 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,320 - All right, Christine? - You were very quick. 607 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,600 - Oh, yeah, it was a slow morning. Thank you. 608 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,600 - So...what's the verdict? 609 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,880 - They X-rayed it and, er, it's a fractured tibia. 610 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,600 - They recommend you take 12 WEEKS off sick? 611 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,880 - It's broke in two places. You can't rush these things. 612 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,600 - The image of a woman holding a baby is one of the most popular in art. 613 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,920 Can anyone tell me why? 614 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,560 - Well, cos babies are cute? 615 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,960 - Huh... 616 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,600 No, Floyd. 617 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,480 - Did you do that test? 618 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,080 - Not yet. But say it is positive, would it be THAT bad? 619 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,960 Me, you, a baby? We could get a flat together. 620 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,720 - (You're off your head. How can I be a dad? 621 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,200 (I've just lost my mum.) 622 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,800 - ..back then, artists needed patrons to survive, 623 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,400 rich people who'd commission their work. 624 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,360 Which organisation has always been rich 625 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,160 throughout every period of history...? 626 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,240 - You're on your own, so am I. We could be like a little family. 627 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,840 - You planned this, didn't you? (You just wanted to trap me.) 628 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,360 - I didn't. 629 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,840 Just think - a tiny baby. 630 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,280 We could call it Sammy after your mum - boy or girl. 631 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,800 - You must be mad! 632 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,080 (You're TOTALLY doing my head in! 633 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,840 (I wouldn't have a baby with you if you was the last bird on Earth!) 634 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,960 - Just carry on, everyone. 635 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,240 - Thanks, Sonya. 636 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,240 Painkillers - full strength. 637 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,720 I'm crippled. 638 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,720 I just want to get home and go to bed. 639 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,800 They wanted to keep me in but I was worried about our Kacey. 640 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,000 I've got to go back, in two weeks. 641 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,080 - I'm sure Dr, um... - Patel. 642 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,920 - ..Dr Patel, yes, I'm sure he knows best. 643 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,760 - It's good to see you're still smiling, Carol. 644 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,840 - Right, well, I suppose we should get down to business. 645 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,040 - Ah, yes. The compensation claim, I presume? 646 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,760 - Fair's fair, it was the school's fault - 647 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,080 Maggie admitted as much. 648 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,280 You know, I slipped on a bit of food that was just left lying about. 649 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,840 It's basic health and safety. 650 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,600 And I'm sure environmental health 651 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,680 would be interested to hear about this. 652 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,760 - Carol, the school can't afford a claim like this. 653 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:33,680 - Look, I don't want to sue but times are hard and money's money. 654 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,920 I have been through hell with this, 655 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:42,000 not to mention the emotional and mental stress. 656 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,800 - Yeah, you see, you don't sound mentally stressed. 657 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,160 - Look, I'm willing to come to some sort of arrangement - 658 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,720 outside of the courts. 659 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,400 - What kind of arrangement? - A five grand sort of arrangement. 660 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,680 Trust me, the family lawyer 661 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,880 won't even get out of bed for less than 20 large. 662 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,720 - Well, I would need absolute proof 663 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,680 before emptying the school's coffers. 664 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,720 - You've got the letter! 665 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,840 Are you saying you don't believe me? 666 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,000 - Look, I just need to know that we are doing everything by the book. 667 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:16,880 Sonya, can you call a cab to take Mrs Barry home? 668 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,200 Er, take this to cover your fare. 669 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,680 Consider it your first instalment. 670 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,160 - I'll see her out. 671 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,480 - He accused me of lying, good as. 672 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,680 - He's just sticking to procedure, Carol. Obviously he needs proof. 673 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,720 - I'll wallpaper his bleeding office with proof, if that's what he wants. 674 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,480 I'm being very reasonable about this. 675 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,280 I could get ten times more if I went through the courts! 676 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,480 I'll take it from here, thank you. 677 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,560 - If you're sure, Carol. 678 00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,960 Take care. 679 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,840 I'm sure George'll be very sorry to hear about your, um... 680 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,960 your...injury. 681 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,400 - He's not here though, is he? 682 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,160 I'm all on me own. 683 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,800 - KNOCKS 684 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,720 - Come on, hurry up. Come on! Chop chop. 685 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,600 - Eh, eh, eh, eh? 686 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,280 What's going on 'ere? 687 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,080 - Everything, Maggie. Nobody cares about me. 688 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,640 - Oh, don't be daft. We all care about you. 689 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,640 - Not Darren. I hate him. He's an idiot. 690 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,840 - He's not really, is he? 691 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,880 But he's not your best bet for a steady boyfriend just now. 692 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,360 - What am I going to do? 693 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,880 I'm sorry, Maggie, but I lied to you before. 694 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,000 I think I might be pregnant and he doesn't even want to know! 695 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,360 - Justin? 696 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,720 Justin? Not long now. 697 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:31,120 Why don't you get on with your essay and take your mind off things a bit? 698 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,000 Keep an eye on him, would you? 699 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,960 Poor Rhiannon, pregnant. 700 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,360 - She might not be. 701 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,280 - You were proper nasty to her, she's already scared to death. 702 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,120 - I'm not doing backflips myself, am I, mate? 703 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,680 - You were harsh, mate. 704 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,080 - She reckons she's going to take us to the cleaners 705 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,200 unless we cough up five grand. 706 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,360 - Remember the days when you tripped and fell 707 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,720 and it was all your own fault? 708 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,640 - She certainly takes the Oscar for "wounded soldier". 709 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,800 - Yeah, well, "Oscar" sounds about right. 710 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800 I wouldn't put it past Carol to be faking it - 711 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,320 she's not known for her honesty. 712 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,240 She's already had one compensation pay-out, 713 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,880 looks like she's going for the double. 714 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,840 - You can buy those boots over the counter at a surgical supply shop. 715 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,400 - Mr Fitzgerald, I need two minutes of your time. 716 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,720 - I'll catch you later. 717 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,920 - It's about your son, Justin. - What now? 718 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,440 - He is TERRIBLY upset. 719 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,800 I'm sorry, I know this is awkward but I would be failing 720 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,640 in my duty if I didn't tell you what I would tell any other parent. 721 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,240 - Thank you, Audrey. Leave it with me. 722 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,960 - It is a mistake to leave him isolated in the cooler ALL day, 723 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,080 whatever it is he's done. - I disagree. 724 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,360 - Are you sure a great big hug wouldn't just sort things out? 725 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,360 - Well, let me thi... Yes, yes, I'm sure. Excuse me. 726 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,120 Mrs Budgen! 727 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,680 - Go on, love. I'll catch you up. 728 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,520 - I hear there was an incident with the doll. 729 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,560 - Rhiannon's a bit upset. She thinks she might be pregnant. 730 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,920 - Oh, good(!) 731 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,480 - We're just about to do a test. 732 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,280 - Fingers crossed. - I'm really sorry about all of this. 733 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,200 Can you let Allie know that she's with me? 734 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,960 - Yeah, you stay with her and I'll catch up with you later. 735 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,720 It's high time I paid a visit to the schoolhouse. 736 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,960 - Have you got the test? 737 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,920 Are you ready? 738 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,840 Now, are you sure you know exactly what you're doing? 739 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,960 Do you want me to come in and hold it for you? 740 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,480 Listen, whatever happens don't worry. 741 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,080 Whether it's positive or negative, I'm here. 742 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,120 - Thanks, Maggie. Don't listen. - Right. 743 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,040 MUSIC: Hey Now by London Grammar 744 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,520 745 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:18,320 Hey, now 746 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,520 747 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,200 748 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,120 - It's negative. 749 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,360 - Come on. 750 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,000 RHIANNON SOBS 751 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,000 - Thanks. 752 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,840 - It's probably for the best, love. 753 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,760 - Yeah. 754 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,840 Turned out to be rubbish at it anyway. 755 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,760 Just like everything else. 756 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,680 - That's NOT true. 757 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,320 - This morning I had someone. 758 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,920 And I thought I were having a baby. Now I've got nothing... 759 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,960 again! 760 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,200 - DOLL BURBLES 761 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,400 You've got me. And your pals. 762 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,000 - It's not the same, Maggie. When's my life going to start? 763 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,520 When do I get to the good bit? 764 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,440 - DOLL GRIZZLES 765 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,680 Listen. How about we get out of here, eh? 766 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,000 Come on. You and me. 767 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,240 Let's go for a walk. 768 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,640 BELL RINGS 769 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,680 - Justin, your father wants you to go directly to his office. 770 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,880 Look, this is none of my business. 771 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,840 Um, I'm sure things can't be easy at home. 772 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,960 - No, I'm to blame for everything. 773 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,960 - Yes, but lashing out and trying to hurt people, your own family, 774 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,480 that's not going to do any good. 775 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,640 - She's not my family. 776 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,160 - Life doesn't have to be a battle. 777 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,480 I mean, I might be wrong but I'm guessing 778 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,280 you feel like a traitor who's come to live in the enemy camp. 779 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,720 No-one's saying you have to be best friends with Allie. 780 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,560 She's the woman your father's chosen to be with 781 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,800 and at some stage you're going to have to accept that. 782 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,720 - Yeah, well, it doesn't mean I have to like it. 783 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:12,000 - No, but you don't have to make everybody else's lives 784 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,720 a misery either. 785 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,880 - You're going to start quoting the Bible next, 786 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,600 telling me to turn the other cheek. 787 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,080 - Would that be such a terrible thing? Live and let live. 788 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,160 Go on. 789 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,360 But, please, for everyone's sake, 790 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,040 give some serious thought to calling a truce. 791 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,040 - Are you done with the war similes? 792 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,000 - They're metaphors, actually. 793 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,640 All right? 794 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,240 - I've done the test, if that's what you're after. 795 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,800 - And? 796 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,960 - It's negative, so you can stop worrying. 797 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,400 - My legs have gone funny. 798 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,640 Well, you must be happy about it as well, then, eh? 799 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,560 - I should be happy?! 800 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,320 Why does it have to be such a bad thing? 801 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,800 Weird, it turned out to be a test for you and all 802 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,080 and you failed it big-time. 803 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,640 - Look, I know I didn't fully understand. 804 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,520 - At least I know where I stand, Darren. Nowhere. 805 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,520 Stupid Rhiannon, only good for one thing. 806 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,600 I'm just a joke to you, aren't I? 807 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,160 - No! - Hang on, pet. 808 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,960 - Look, Maggie... - I'd leave her alone if I was you. 809 00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:01,880 810 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:08,320 done... 811 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,800 I never get tired of it. 812 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,920 Used to come here all the time after Grantly. 813 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,400 It helped. 814 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,480 I'm sure when the time comes, 815 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,440 and it will, 816 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,680 you will make the most amazing mother ever. 817 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,080 - Even though I lost it with Beyonce? 818 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,360 - Yes. 819 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,720 - I felt terrible straightaway. 820 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,640 I'd never hurt a real baby, I swear. 821 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,720 - I know. 822 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,240 You're a cracking girl, any lad would be lucky to have you, 823 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:51,200 but you've just got to believe you're worth it in here. 824 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,760 Have some inner confidence. 825 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,360 - Easy said. 826 00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,360 - Listen, man, don't serve it up on a plate. Make 'em wait. 827 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,200 And if they like you, really like you, then they will. 828 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,760 You've got to start calling the shots, man. Show 'em who's boss. 829 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,120 - If I even had a boyfriend. 830 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,720 - Forget about Darren, 831 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:16,800 you've got to start focusing on yourself for a bit. 832 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,240 You've had a lot of knocks for a young lass, 833 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:22,920 but you're going to be just fine. 834 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,160 - How? Everyone thinks I'm too thick to get a decent job. 835 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,800 And maybe I am. 836 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,680 - Fancy a drink? 837 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,440 - Simon's working late at the hotline. 838 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,760 - I wasn't asking Simon. 839 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,400 - But I said I'd help him. 840 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,520 - Sounds like a fun night. Cancel. 841 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,560 - I can't. 842 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,440 - OK. But all this working late... 843 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,000 you're never going to get that family started. 844 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,880 - People think all I'm fit for is to be a council flat mum on benefits. 845 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,160 So what? What's wrong with that? 846 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,400 I was going to show 'em - be the best that I could be. 847 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,320 Didn't last five minutes with a stupid doll. 848 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:14,680 - OK, stop. Forget about what other people think. What do you want? 849 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,640 What does Rhiannon Salt want, mm? 850 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,400 Cos you know what? 851 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,040 I reckon that you would make the most AMAZING nursery nurse. 852 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,000 - Really? - Mm. - Don't you need exams and that? 853 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,600 - Well, we can check out courses, see EXACTLY what you need. 854 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,240 - I'd love that - working with little kids. 855 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,360 - Oh, imagine, eh, spending all day with babies 856 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,440 without actually having to have one yourself. 857 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,120 Perfect. And you'll even get paid for it. 858 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,920 - No stupid boys getting in the way, either. 859 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:53,360 - Exactly! Come on, up it and at 'em. 860 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,360 - Justin, in here, please. 861 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,000 So, what have you got to say for yourself? 862 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,560 - I'm sorry. 863 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,240 - Well, that's a start, I suppose. 864 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,760 - Thank you, Justin. 865 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,640 - I need you to give me your word 866 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,920 that you will never hurt or threaten Allie again. 867 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,280 And whatever is happening at home, 868 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,120 you do not bring it into school - that is totally unacceptable. 869 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,360 - It won't happen again. 870 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,920 - I understand how difficult things are... 871 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,000 I just want you to know that I appreciate that. 872 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,000 - I really am sorry. 873 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,120 Can I go now? - Yes. 874 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,480 - Was that for real? - Seemed genuine. 875 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,440 Well, that's another week over, thank God. 876 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,640 - At least my baby project was a success. 877 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,320 I hope I haven't put them off parenthood for life. 878 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,720 And at least we get to have a lie-in tomorrow. 879 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,760 - Yeah. Only let's not make any more babies. 880 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,480 Four teenage nightmares are quite enough, thank you. 881 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,240 Can just practise. - Mm. 882 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,520 - Me and Maggie are going to look at it after tea. 883 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,120 See what grades you need and that. 884 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,960 Don't know why I didn't think of it before. 885 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,680 - You'll be ace. Go on, Rhiannon! 886 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:42,040 - Thanks. Yeah, it's all sorted now. I've got something to work for. 887 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,800 What do you want? 888 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,200 - Where've you been? I've been worried. 889 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,760 - No need. 890 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,920 - I'll just leave you to it, then. 891 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:55,960 - I'm coming with you. 892 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,480 - Just wait! 893 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,720 Look, I know I've been a bit of an idiot today. 894 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:09,560 I'm sorry. But obviously it was just because of the shock. 895 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,560 - Well, I'm going to stop wasting my time 896 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,160 cos I've found out what I want in life. 897 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,400 And it is NOT you. 898 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,760 Come on. 899 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,800 - It must wear you out being horrible all the time. 900 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,920 Think what you could do if you put some of that energy into good stuff? 901 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,040 - Such as? 902 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,920 - Finding ways to help your own mum get better 903 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,880 instead of seeing how much you can hurt mine? 904 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,800 You'd better apologise to her. Properly. 905 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,160 - What if I already have? 906 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,480 - Well, then... maybe we could be friends? 907 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,960 Because underneath all that attitude, you're probably all right, really. 908 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,640 Might even be worth getting to know. 909 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,920 - I need to pick up the rest of 910 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,920 Rhiannon's baby stuff from the schoolhouse. 911 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,400 - I'm on my way to see Mrs Barry. God help me. 912 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,280 I'll drop you off. - Good luck. 913 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:12,360 - Hey, Floyd. Come on, free food on offer. 914 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,720 - Yeah, a nice little shopping trip, spot of lunch. My treat. 915 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,840 Oh, we miss you, babe - me and Kace. 916 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,160 - DOORBELL RINGS 917 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,240 - Flaming Nora, who's that? Better go, Dyn. 918 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,720 Yeah, I'll give you a call later. 919 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:34,520 Love ya, babe. Bye-bye, bye-bye. 920 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,560 - MUSIC: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics 921 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,120 DOORBELL RINGS 922 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,200 - Mr Fitzgerald. 923 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,640 - Can I come in? 924 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,560 - Yeah. 925 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:19,680 Do you want a seat? 926 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,000 - No. This won't take long. 927 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Well, like you, I'd rather settle out of court. 928 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,440 - Absolutely. Lawyers and all that jazz, it's a licence to print money. 929 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,400 You're getting off cheap at five grand. 930 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,200 - OK. 931 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,720 Oh, just one thing. Your boot. 932 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,440 It's on the wrong foot. 933 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,000 - No, it's not. 934 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,440 - No, it's not. 935 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,200 But you just gave yourself away. 936 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,640 Christine dropped you off at the front door of the hospital, 937 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,160 and you went straight out the back, didn't you? 938 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,480 Oh, and the hospital record. 939 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,760 You can't spell Patel. 940 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,720 One T. 941 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,200 Don't bother coming back to work. 942 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,760 - Just a minute. 943 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,880 You can't do this. I know I've done wrong but I'm skint, I need the job. 944 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,920 - Think yourself lucky I'm not calling the police. Fraud's a serious crime. 945 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,120 - I'm just trying to provide for my family. 946 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:31,080 - Provide what? A winter holiday? 50-inch plasma? 947 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,400 - Mr Fitzgerald, what are you doing here? 948 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,200 - I'll let your mum explain. 949 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,200 - This is an unfair dismissal. 950 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,840 You'll be hearing from my lawyer! 951 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,320 - Goodbye, Carol. And take that stupid boot off. 952 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,040 - You look nice. 953 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,080 - Don't start. 954 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,360 - Look, um... 955 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,560 ..I'm sorry I let you down. 956 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,360 You've been really good to me since my mum died and... 957 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,360 ..I don't know what I would've done without you. 958 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,080 In the middle of the night it wasn't just about... 959 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,000 ..you know, the other stuff. 960 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,680 - I know. 961 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,560 - I just shouldn't have took you for granted, Rhiannon. 962 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,320 Please say you'll give me another go? 963 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,440 I know that I don't deserve it but I think... 964 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,840 - I meant what I said, Darren. 965 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,880 It was easier when we were just friends. 966 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,760 - Well, let's just be friends then... 967 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,560 mates. Just see how it goes? 968 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,800 - Don't go getting any ideas. 969 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,920 I'm not having you messing me around again 970 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,840 - I won't. I swear. Just mates. 971 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,720 Are we cool, then? 972 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,160 - Come on. I'm starving. 973 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,720 - Pass them down. Eat your greens, Rhiannon. 974 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,800 - Oh, thanks for this, Maggie. 975 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,600 Honestly, one night off from cooking for six is like a holiday. 976 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,200 - It's my pleasure. 977 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,920 When you've got this many, a few more doesn't matter. 978 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,480 I hope things are going all right with Carol. 979 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,240 It's the last thing Vaughan needs - clearing up my mistakes. 980 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,040 - Don't you worry, he's used to dealing with people like that. 981 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,200 - Can hear you lot halfway down the drive. 982 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,880 - Come and try some of Maggie's pie, it's yummy. 983 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,440 - You've got almost all my family sat down together. 984 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,280 It must be yummy. 985 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:46,360 - There's plenty more, so let me get you a plate. 986 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,640 - I've, um, solved the Carol problem. 987 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,920 She won't get a penny from Waterloo Road. 988 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,960 - What do you mean? Did she back down? 989 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,640 - No, it was all an act. Typical Barry behaviour. 990 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,800 She was just in it for easy cash. 991 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,320 - And there was me thinking I was for the sack. 992 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,760 Well, Carol's accident. 993 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,280 You thinking the kids are running rings round us, 994 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,800 schoolhouse out of control. 995 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:15,640 - We had one pregnancy scare. And Carol's act? That's not your fault. 996 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:21,560 Look. Look at that atmosphere. That's a proper home. 997 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,440 Come on, start to believe in yourself. 998 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,320 - That's what I've been telling Rhiannon all day. 999 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,000 - Oh, yes! 1000 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,120 - Listen, guys, we are going to have to go soon. 1001 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,760 - Can we stay, please? 1002 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,600 - Justin's at home on his own. 1003 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,640 Oh, I almost forgot. 1004 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,800 We will have a familiar face back with us next week. 1005 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,320 She'll be joining Year Six. 1006 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,680 - Who's that, Sir? 1007 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:47,720 - Gabriella Wark. 1008 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,760 I want you all to give her a nice big welcome. 1009 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,680 - TIFFANY'S VOICE: 'There's this boy I really, really like 1010 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,200 'but he keeps shutting me out.' 1011 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,560 - Gabriella, welcome back to Waterloo Road. 1012 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,200 - Get off! 1013 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,880 - I still love you, Vaughan. 1014 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:05,480 - Well, well, well, I wonder what Allie would have to say about that. 1015 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,760 - What's going on? 1016 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,920 - Tiff, what are you doing talking to him? 1017 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,080 - I can talk to who I want, Floyd, so don't be a moron. 1018 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,200 - Will you come? My parents are away. 1019 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,440 - What? Like a party? 1020 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,680 - DOORBELL RINGS 1021 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,560 Surprise! - Where's the booze!